Everyone knows that the bully is the first one to run home crying to mommy when someone finally stands him down.

So it is no surprise at all that the Rushpubliscums, who have pissed and moaned about our “victim culture” for decades, are the first to grab the victim mantra whenever they are called on their hypocrisy, or their incompetence.

Herman Cain is a guy who loves to say that anyone who disagrees with him is “stupid.” And if you object? Well, you’re a damned RACIST!

No wonder the knuckle-draggers are all ga-ga over this fruitcake. He’s Mama Grifter-like in his righteous victimhood.

Earlier this month, ThinkProgress reported that GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain told an audience in Pella, Iowa that he would not sign a bill longer than three pages. (Cain later said he was “exaggerating.”)

Jon Stewart picked up on the story, imitating Cain and joking that if Cain was president he would require everything to be shorter: “Treaties will have to fit on the back of a cereal box … The State of the Union Address will be delivered in the form of a fortune cookie.” You can watch the segment here. (Chris Wallace later replayed the segment during Stewart’s appearance on Fox News Sunday.)

Speaking Wednesday at the Iowa Falls Fire Department, Herman Cain lashed out at Jon Stewart, claiming that Stewart was only targeting him “because I’m black”:

I did an interview on Sean Hannity’s show on the way over here. I had been traveling the campaign so much I did not hear what Jon Stewart said on Chris Wallace’s Sunday morning show last Sunday. Where he was mocking my three page bills. Did you see that show? And then he mocked me with a, you know, Amos and Andy type brogue. And Sean said you didn’t see that? And I said no Sean, I didn’t see that, I’m out campaigning. And so they played the clip. And I said well Sean first of all if he really thinks that I’m serious about a bill only being three pages the joke’s on him. And I said secondly, as far as him mocking me, look I’ve been called every name in the book because I’m a conservative, because I’m black.

Sticks and stone may break my bones, words are not going to hurt me. I was on that radio show because a happen to be an American black conservative. I labeled my self. I’m an American Black Conservative, an A-B-C. They keep trying to put labels on me. I have been called “Uncle Tom,” “sell out,” “Oreo,” “shameless.” So the fact that he wants to mock me because I happen to be a black conservative, in the words of my Grandfather, “I does not care. I does not care.”

Yeah, that’s it. Stewart hits on something a STUPID man said, and it’s all about the stupid man’s RACE. This is pretty damned rich, coming from the party that has made racism its bedrock tenet, and to this day cannot attract anyone OTHER THAN racists, religious bigots, and homophobes.

But it’s no surprise. After all, anyone who has a bad word to say about the Wasilla White Trash is a misogynist (that’s a sexist, for my right wing readers.) And of course people picked on Jeffy Gannon on account of he was a gay guy. And Clarence Thomas was an uppity n____r who got a high-tech lynching.

When it comes to listeni9ng to these crybabies whine about how bad they have it, I does not care. I really and truly does not care.



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