Haven’t you at any point been to a football game and seen one of those huge, ridiculous mascots circling the field, seeming as though they may snap and begin taking down team promoters whenever? Have you at any point needed to punch one of them in the face? I have. Before you allude me to some outrage administration site, I feel it’s pertinent to bring up that I myself was a mascot in secondary school; a major, bald eagle.

In Sacramento where Friday night football games were played (for me) in a major, sweat-soaked Eagle getup in the 100 degree warm. I can disclose to you direct that you are doing some exceptionally decent women a major support by taking these apparently cheerful characters down a peg or two.Since the school rankings change so frequently, there may be a group on or off the rankings that I’d get a kick out of the chance to punch, so don’t get your underwear in a wind with me; spare it for one of these mascots. Also, prepare for school football.

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Ohio State Buckeyes

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Stanford Cardinal

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Notre Dame Fighting Irish

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Louisville Cardinals

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UCLA Bruins

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Florida State Seminoles football

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Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagle)

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TCU Horned Frogs football

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Boise State Broncos

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Northwestern Wildcats

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Texas A&M Collie, Reveille

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