I am not at all sure how to properly convey my shock at this, but I am pretty sure you will understand soon enough. I found this gem while browsing Reddit, a sure spot for finding the weirdest of the weird online.
The Reddit thread in question is here, however it references a great Russian site, fishki.net. This site is a great place for the Russian speaking crowd to find some crazy stuff in the Russian world … and often they don’t disappoint. Meet the Devil boy, or whatever you want to call him.
The text at top of the Fishki page is written like a diary entry. It may not be the easiest to follow, but it definitely portrays the female author’s understanding of events. Rather than translate it myself, I will borrow the translation of a Redditor:
The text from the diary of some girl:
On Saturday, our friend came to the lake with some… man. When that “man” went for a swim, everyone on the beach fell silent.
First, our friend Sasha appeared (he is at the left on the photos). He said that while he parked his car, a “devil” got out of the car next to him.
We ignored it, but then he came to visit… and we nearly died. When we asked Igor, WTF is THAT? Igor told us that it’s his friend, kinda normal guy, but with some oddities. Not gay, and has a girlfriend. He is even looking for a second wife with a D-sized rack or larger. For the purpose of carnal pleasures and assorted perversions.
So, here’s Sasha with that “devil”. Eyes are tattooed on. Eyebrows are the same. Lips are silicon + GLITTERed!!! And how do you like the googly nipples?????
Yeah, Devil boy indeed. Enjoy the pictures: