It seems that J-Lo (aka Jennifer Lopez), is going to be coming out with a new film soon.  She must be lacking in publicity because this latest stunt has me excited, in more ways than one.

It seems that while married to her first husband, Ojani Noa, J-Lo created a short sex tape or two.  In an entrepreneurial move of genius, Ojani Noa has decided to sell this tape to the highest bidder.  Strangely, before doing so Ojani Noa’s friend Ed Meyer decided to first run the idea by J-Lo’s lawyers … now that was a mistake that we are all regretting right now.

Needless to say, J-Lo is none so pleased.  Her lawyers claim that J-Lo has filed a lawsuit against the two, asking for no less than $10,000,000.  I don’t know, If I was Ojani, I would sell the tape, pay J-Lo her $10 Million, and make a boatload in the difference.

She claims a second alleged email from Meyer to her lawyer described the footage as showing Lopez “in (a) revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room footage from (her and Noa’s) honeymoon.”Source:

Revealing clothing is nothing new, even the 6 year old children of Hollywood now wear see through blouses.  The sexual situations, on the other hand, bring a tingle.  Where do I get this sex tape?  Someone must have leaked at least a little footage online.

So, what to do?  Write your congressman, write your senator … hell, write to the mailman.  Make sure that everyone who can stop this lawsuit does stop this lawsuit, and lets make this world a better place for our children.  Come on people, we need this sex tape, if not for ourselves, at least for the countless high school kids that are running out of good porn material.